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Monthly Archives: November 2009
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© 2009 Lance. All rights reserved.
Thanksgiving plans scotched; wife in quarantine; getting bored
You Are Starting to Get Weird: Evidence
[Reader's Tip: Exhibit C is the best Exhibit.] Exhibit A: The other day, while walking down the sidewalk, you told me that you only wanted to hold my hand while we were crossing streets. When I dropped your hand after … Continue reading
Ditto For Rotary Dial Telephones
Sg, That sound sampled in that one song is the sound of a dial-up modem connecting. “Dial up” was a way of… You know what — nevermind. This will not be on the test.
She Only Wants the Beastie Boys
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Keep Blemishes a Secret with Covermark
Link. That’s great and all, but is it really worth it if it turns one in four kids into hollow-eyed soul stealing minions of the dark lord? I’m just saying we have to think of the risk reward ratio. (And … Continue reading
Musical Alphabet: F
I’m not sure if this is cheating. Because I’m not sure whether it makes any sense that “Ben Folds” gets filed under “F” and “Ben Folds Five” gets filed under “B”. Or maybe it doesn’t. This is a Flaming Lips … Continue reading
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Mugging
I was trying to document the busted lip you received on Thursday, which had become nice and purple by Saturday. After I took the picture on the left, I said “you don’t have to stick your lip out; you can … Continue reading