Cap'n Goodhook's Dilemma

After talking about Halloween costumes — you want to be Captain Hook, but a good Captain Hook, not a bad one. I suggested “Captain Goodhook”, and you were on board.

Anyway, after that,you told me that you really wanted to be a wife when you grow up, and that you could be my wife and I could be your husband. I explained that your mom is my wife, and that I’m not going to be anybody else’s husband. You said “oh”, and were quiet for just a moment. Then you excitedly said “Luke could be my husband!” I said yes, he could be. Then you: “but Luke wants to be a pumpkin. Pumpkins don’t have any legs!” I couldn’t argue with that.