ME: So tomorrow we’re going to the cemetery with Grandad, Justin and Lucas.
Sg: And Mommy too?
ME: No, Mommy is going to be scrapbooking with Lucas’s mommy.
Sg: Oh. I go scrapbooking too?
ME: Nope. We’re going to Oakland cemetery with Grandad, Justin and Lucas.
ME: And we’ll take the camera and walk around. You’ll like it. There are lots of statues.
Sg: Lots of statues?
ME: Yep. And room to run around.
Sg: Oh. And then we get ROWDY?
I had been a little worried that you would spring questions about death on me during our trip to the cemetery. But now, frankly, I’m more worried that you’re going to get a drunk & disorderly.