Happy Wombiversary!

Sg, I realized this morning that, as of sometime in the past few weeks, you have spent more than three times outside the womb than in. Congrats! I got to thinking about what that means. If you were a corporation with a fiscal year ending on your birthday, we’d be getting ready to file your second 10-K right about now! (Unless you were a large accelerated filer, of course.)

Anyway, like I said, I was thinking. It takes 27 months to make a third wombiversary, and what with there being 27 letters in the alphabet, it seemed obvious to me that I needed to post a picture of you in each of your 27 months and do some kind of ill-defined alphabet thing mixed in there too. So here you go — many happy returns!

P.S. — a “smarchling” is someone born in Smarch. Duh. If you want to horrify your father one day, ask what Smarch is.