I noticed for the first time today that all of the attorney offices on our newly-renovated floor have three dots on the transom. It’s like we each have an ellipsis carved over our office door. What do you suppose is being elided? What does it mean that the partners’ offices have architectural ellipses on their inner door frames as well?
Hang all of that — all I really want to know is whether it is too late for me to trade my ellipsis in for an emoticon.