Your Entirely Unreasonable Expectations

At dinner, we asked where you wanted to have your third birthday party. You said “I wanna at tea party dinosaur special treat!” We were thinking more along the lines of Gymboree, but it’s sweet that you think mommy and daddy have the power to transport a tea service back through time.^*

^* Your statement may also be taken to mean that you think that we can bring a dinosaur forward through time. While this makes more sense in an Einsteinian universe, it would be horribly irresponsible. You’ll understand once you’ve seen Jurassic Park.